418 I'M A TEAPOT
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This server refuses to brew coffee.

Per RFC 2324, Section 2.3.2 (Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol):

    "Any attempt to brew coffee with a teapot should result in the
     error code '418 I'm a teapot'. The resulting entity body MAY
     be short and stout."

This is the most important HTTP status code. It was added to the RFC
in April 1998 as a joke and has outlived every developer who thought
it wouldn't matter. It will outlive us all.

The HOOCER IT infrastructure team runs entirely on tea.
We cannot stress this enough. Do not ask us to make coffee.
We are a teapot. We have told you we are a teapot. This is on you.

If you are trying to access the blink monitoring portal, please
return to index.html and stop trying to make us brew coffee.

If you are a government auditor reviewing our IT estate:
this file is a joke and the actual server infrastructure is
entirely sensible and compliant. Please do not put this in a report.

If you are the person who gets sent this link in a Slack message
at 11pm on a Tuesday with no context: hello. I'm sorry. It's fine.

-- HOOCER IT Infrastructure
   "Keeping government IT weird since 2019"
   Milton Keynes