♛ HOOCER — Mobile Enforcement Van Tracker (MEVT) Code 418 Field Operations
⚠ A HOOCER Mobile Enforcement Van has been dispatched to your area in response to Code 418 monitoring data. This page shows its live location. The van will not arrive imminently. This is expected behaviour.
Little Ocular Blinkhaven Lidbury Upper Cornea Squintwick HOOCER HQ (Milton Keynes) You
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VAN-7 STATUS LOG — LIVE

Unit ID:VAN-7 / HOOCER-MEV
Driver:D. Thompson (Gd.6)
Current speed:0 mph
Direction:Calculating...
Fuel:72%
Code 418 equipment:OPERATIONAL
Last known coords:MK HQ
⚠ PLEASE NOTE: The van will not arrive imminently. "Imminently" is not a category in HOOCER's operational guidelines. The van will arrive when it arrives. Current operational delays are attributed to traffic, lunch, and a situation near the A5 that we cannot discuss under Code 418 Operational Confidentiality provisions. Thank you for your patience. You do not need to prepare anything. You should, however, stop blinking.